Tag: funny
group name: berfofanation
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September 05, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
1. Flowers fix everything.
2. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
3. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
4. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. . . . more
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October 08, 2008 08:51 AM EDT --
Spanish computers - Have fun with this one Ladies!
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine . . . more
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October 10, 2008 02:38 PM EDT --
A new opening phrase when seeing someone: 'Got lights yet?'
Coffee, frozen pizza and even rice can be grilled on a BBQ grill.
Hot pockets taste pretty good deep fried on the . . . more
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June 11, 2008 05:57 PM EDT --
My grandparents were having their 60th wedding anniversay and I made them a scrapbook as a present. Here are some photos of the kids I took for them,sometimes you forget how fun they are! . . . more
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October 19, 2007 11:25 AM EDT --
My old guy, the brown stripedy one with lots of white too, was having some health issues the past few days. He was not using the litter pan to urinate and I could actually see blood in his urine . . . more
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October 24, 2007 08:52 AM EDT --
You have to understand that I sing, when stressed, when trying to make a point to my kids, if they say something that has a true catchy tune or can fit into a catchy tune, I will sing it.
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April 03, 2008 06:09 AM EDT --
I slid the glass door open and called, "Hey, anybody here?"
"No one but us old farts!" Jack replied. "C'mon in, get a drink."
That's how our . . . more
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October 03, 2008 07:13 PM EDT --
Check out what I just found on Youtube...
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May 16, 2008 02:55 PM EDT --
I was just hopping around the web today and found this funny pictures! Thought I would share! All came from Bored.com haha i guess i had nothing better to do!
http://www.bored.com/billboards/index.php . . . more
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October 23, 2007 06:51 PM EDT --
It was 11:50 p.m. on the evening of October 23rd, 2007. And so my comedy of errors was to begin.
I knew the dog needed to go for his last walk of the day and I was bundled to the gills. . . . more
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January 29, 2008 12:59 PM EST --
Examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class during history tests:
1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. . . . more
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September 15, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
What Religion is
Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a . . . more
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October 10, 2008 10:15 AM EDT --
THE BOTTLE OF WINE
For all of us who are married, were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you see a . . . more
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September 30, 2008 04:07 PM EDT --
"Dubya" Quotes-
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush
"Republicans understand . . . more
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September 28, 2008 11:14 AM EDT --
OK - no I did not stay up to watch this. But when I heard the skit out I had to find it. OMG it is helarious!!! My kids were coming up to me trying to figure out why I was cracking up . . . more
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August 11, 2008 01:39 PM EDT --
I love the Olympics. Practically the whole world comes together for two weeks to practice good sportsmanship and global unity. And I get to watch half naked buff men strut around on my tv without having . . . more
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October 09, 2008 07:33 PM EDT --
"Do not give opium to children under the age of one year except under the advice of a physician." The Practical Home Physician 1892
To prevent consumption (TB): . . . more
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October 07, 2008 02:30 PM EDT --
The Blonde Cop Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly.
The rookie Trooper pulled . . . more
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January 09, 2008 01:14 PM EST --
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home.
He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep . . . more
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August 10, 2008 07:31 PM EDT --
Apparently mad at one or both of his sisters my oldest grand son made this sign for his bedroom door. My son, his father sent me a photo of it via e-mail.
No stooped girls allowed, okay . . . more
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