Tag: humor
group name: berfofanation
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October 07, 2008 06:47 PM EDT --
I am in need of some laughs today after writing a check for my daughters braces today (ouch!). Things are tough for many, if not, all of us. We all need a good laugh.
So, tell me . . . more
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September 05, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
1. Flowers fix everything.
2. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
3. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
4. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. . . . more
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October 04, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE......
Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best!
Football FINALLY makes sense..........
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first . . . more
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December 21, 2007 10:51 PM EST --
or do the bad drivers get worse when it's the holidays?I know it's not just me that thinks this but I'm going to rant on here for a minute.Today,its the last Friday before Christmas(probably . . . more
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October 02, 2008 12:33 AM EDT --
I'm a Marxist
Sep 2, '08 9:41 PM
for everyone
Haha!
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December 15, 2007 11:31 PM EST --
Wander over?check it out. She is young, but she is a greatartistic eye!
Here's a link, thanks to Sue B!
/my daughter's namespace
http://lizislikewoahhh.gather.com/
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December 20, 2007 11:19 AM EST --
This is the ABSOLUTE best recipe for fruitcake.
1 cup water - 1tsp baking soda - 1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt - 4
Large eggs - 1 cup brown sugar - 2 cups dried fruit - a few
Drops lemon juice - 1 cup nuts . . . more
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April 03, 2008 06:09 AM EDT --
I slid the glass door open and called, "Hey, anybody here?"
"No one but us old farts!" Jack replied. "C'mon in, get a drink."
That's how our . . . more
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January 21, 2008 02:35 PM EST --
"I won! I won!" I shouted out from my computer as my husband was walking by what we call 'the computer room'.
"What'd you win?" He paused to ask.
"The . . . more
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October 05, 2008 12:13 AM EDT --
I thought we all needed a good laugh!
As posted by Bob Powers on Huffington Post
October 03, 2008
Yeah, I made it through without throwing up on myself! . . . more
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January 29, 2008 12:59 PM EST --
Examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class during history tests:
1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. . . . more
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July 14, 2008 01:53 PM EDT --
After trying for some time, I have found that trying to be funny is not easy. I mean, it is for some people , but with me writing that genuinely head slapping piece takes a little more effort.
But . . . more
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October 07, 2008 01:54 AM EDT --
These came in on the e-mail today....you have probably heard some before. I laughed inanely over #5 and #22, don't ask me why!
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1. . . . more
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October 28, 2007 04:36 PM EDT --
Recently we bought the game EAT IT! A trivia game about Snacks and Sweets.
The claim on the front of the box says" Thousands of Fun Questions about Your Favorite Foods; Advertising, Nostalgia, . . . more
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October 10, 2008 10:15 AM EDT --
THE BOTTLE OF WINE
For all of us who are married, were married, wish
you were married, or wish you weren't married, this
is something to smile about the next time you see a . . . more
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September 15, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
What Religion is
Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a . . . more
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November 24, 2007 12:49 PM EST --
I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
-- Benjamin Franklin . . . more
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January 12, 2008 12:08 PM EST --
Gang Warning! National Alert!!!
BEWARE!
Armed bands are roaming the highways and marching through your neighborhood. The may even try to enter your home!
Watch for these gang . . . more
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August 11, 2008 01:39 PM EDT --
I love the Olympics. Practically the whole world comes together for two weeks to practice good sportsmanship and global unity. And I get to watch half naked buff men strut around on my tv without having . . . more
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January 17, 2008 03:30 PM EST --
The infinitely famous Chinese philosopher, Professor Ho Ping Tu, says that every horse has an infinite number of legs.
Here is his explanation of this seeming paradox:
Horses have an even number . . . more
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